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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:27 pm    Post subject: Tip of the week Reply with quote

Push your fingernails into a bar of soap before doing any messy jobs at school. It makes it easier to get them clean afterwards.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mixing washing up liquid with paint before you paint your classroom windows makes it much easier to wash off when you need to

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont eat yellow snow.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do not sneeze with tea in your hand...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah that reminds me. Dont walk through a swing door when you have a mug of hot water in your hands and there's someone coming the other way. That hurts!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you look in the bedroom mirror and you don't like what you see, cover the mirror with a picture of a film or pop star you would most like to be

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always eat food while walking, that way it eliminates all the calories.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't talk to a parent about a different child in the school.

In my experience most are related.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never talk to a parent about any child. Leave it to their teacher.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Confidentiality! silence shh
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a.little.black.rose wrote:
Do not sneeze with tea in your hand...


Or with a full bladder Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mother_goose wrote:
a.little.black.rose wrote:
Do not sneeze with tea in your hand...


Or with a full bladder Shocked


Or a open pot of glitter Very Happy
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Instant glitter glue!

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Embarassed sorry puke

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