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mixing washing up liquid with paint before you paint your classroom windows makes it much easier to wash off when you need to _________________ Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. |
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LadyJane Moderator


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Dont eat yellow snow. _________________ LadyJane x
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Do not sneeze with tea in your hand... _________________ Please Visit My New Website!
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Oh yeah that reminds me. Dont walk through a swing door when you have a mug of hot water in your hands and there's someone coming the other way. That hurts! _________________ LadyJane x
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When you look in the bedroom mirror and you don't like what you see, cover the mirror with a picture of a film or pop star you would most like to be _________________ Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. |
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Always eat food while walking, that way it eliminates all the calories. _________________ Please Visit My New Website!
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Don't talk to a parent about a different child in the school.
In my experience most are related. |
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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| a.little.black.rose wrote: | | Do not sneeze with tea in your hand... |
Or with a full bladder  _________________ A balanced diet is a Mars bar in each hand. |
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eliza_dolittle Forum triplet

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| mother_goose wrote: | | a.little.black.rose wrote: | | Do not sneeze with tea in your hand... |
Or with a full bladder  |
Or a open pot of glitter  |
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Instant glitter glue! _________________ A balanced diet is a Mars bar in each hand. |
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