write the title of a book, play, movie, song, etc., and change/add/delete no more than two letters.. The write a short description of what the book, etc is about.

The terminator

The Germinator

Arni returns as the world's toughest gardener.

King Kong

Bling Kong

He's back....but now he's after Elizabeth Duke.

Gladiator

Radiator......the rise to fame of a redundant plumber to Central Heating Mogul


My Fair Lady

My Bare Lady...the latest porn film on sky!!

I'm going ot cheat slightly and add a few extra letters, just because I want to

Silence of the lambrettas

A grazed rocker with an identity crisis steals and disassembles the moped of his mod rivals to modify his harley

i knew you would question me on that

sorry eliza but i dont mean you!!

i was just trying to think of some films...honest

tis ok i spose

i didnt want to upset you......

i will have to think of some more now........

Babe please don't worry im only mucking

i know eliza

is it me or is it sometimes hard to get what people mean when all you are reading is the text and can't see their

expressions or am i just taking cr*p?

it's not just you eliza. That's why misunderstandings and arguments start in forums so often. I like to use a lot of smileys though so people can tell if you're really mad ( ) or just joking ( )

Thanks sweetheart

The Rain Man becomes The Pain Man - a film about a chiropractor.

I'm going to blame you for this DQ because the only thing that pops into my head are ones that turn it into porn films

Babe, BIG in the city
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I'll stop now my brains gone all funny